Gifts Are Accepted
To family, friends, every one of you who sent me an sms and posted greetings on my wall, salamat, thank you, to xia, xie xie, arigato, gracias, merci! Blah.. Thanks for reminding me that I’m soon to become AN OLD FART. How touching! *sniffs, dabs eyes with hanky and waves, waves* FORGET NOT THAT I ALSO ACCEPT GIFTS… I’m kidding of course! (P.S. I prefer shoes!) XD
Lack of sleep makes the mind dull. Not that my dull brain can get any duller than it already is now. Add to that the not-so-pleasant buzzing deep beneath my meningescerebellumcerebrumwhatthefishamitalkingabout. BUZZ, BUZZ. Might I have inhaled a fly which somehow got lodged in the pink, twisted jungles of my meningescerebellumhippocampushereigoagain? Ugh. SHOO, FLY.
River Monsters Alright
I shuddered, aghast, while watching Discovery Channel feature horrifying, extremely carnivorous types of catfish found in the Amazon. One story told was about two corpses found with what was thought of then as bulletholes, but when the cadavers had undergone an autopsy, they were without any organs!!! And a fookin’ fish was found inside! Hollow shells of humans eaten alive from the inside by a...